I’ve been watching people the past few days and intrigued with what guys have to put up with from their females. (Sorry I had to edit this- I was told that certain dog descriptions don’t transfer to humans and the female humans get very upset with that word and go “trailer park” on you).
So I put the iPaw to work and found the following top 10 reasons why a pup is better than a female human….
10. A dog’s parents will never visit you.
9. A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.
8. A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.
7. A dog never expects you to telephone.
6. A dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.
5. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.
4. A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog.
3. A dog never expects flowers on Valentine’s Day.
2. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you.
1. A dog does not shop
I’ll make room in the dog house