Why dogs are better than women

I’ve been watching people the past few days and intrigued with what guys have to put up with from their females. (Sorry I had to edit this- I was told that certain dog descriptions don’t transfer to humans and the female humans get very upset with that word and go “trailer park” on you).

So I put the iPaw to work and found the following top 10 reasons why a pup is better than a female human….

10. A dog’s parents will never visit you.

9. A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.

8. A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.

7. A dog never expects you to telephone.

6. A dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.

5. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.

4. A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog.

3. A dog never expects flowers on Valentine’s Day.

2. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you.

1. A dog does not shop

I’ll make room in the dog house

Trigger

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One Response to Why dogs are better than women

  1. Carl Bloomquist says:

    I take exeption with #4. The fur kid we used to have was crazy jealous of other dogs. If someone brought another dog into our house, and we paid it any attention at all, she would sulk and pout. Acted like we had betrayed her and would not be happy untill the other dog left. Long and the short: Dogs are jealous critters too.

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